she's a lady
My darling love is the most exquisite thing that has happened to me since some dude invented soft toilet paper.
I will not hear a word said against her for her honour is mine to defend and other foofy romantic crap like that.
BUT.
She kicked me out of the bed last night. I mean literally, with an ingenius combination of foot- and arm- action, the woman who is the heart, soul and center of the happiness in my life managed to kick me, a fat bastard who is a whole 30% heavier than her, off the god-damned bed. All the while sleeping the deep, drooling, snoring sleep of the sinless. No amount of dodging, weaving or general athletics (hah!) could prevent the inevitable.
Truly, my kung-fu is not worthy.
I will not hear a word said against her for her honour is mine to defend and other foofy romantic crap like that.
BUT.
She kicked me out of the bed last night. I mean literally, with an ingenius combination of foot- and arm- action, the woman who is the heart, soul and center of the happiness in my life managed to kick me, a fat bastard who is a whole 30% heavier than her, off the god-damned bed. All the while sleeping the deep, drooling, snoring sleep of the sinless. No amount of dodging, weaving or general athletics (hah!) could prevent the inevitable.
Truly, my kung-fu is not worthy.
posted by FishBalls at 2:15 PM
3 Comments:
if you didn't take up so much space, i wouldn't have to kick you off now, would i?
=P
and it's 'off' the bed, not 'of', mind you.
you sure about "drooling... sleep of the sinless" thing?
not some midnight action goin on?
for shame, man, are your twin anchors so light a small woman can flip you off the bed?
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