Fishballs' amazing insight no.53

The phrase "if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself" doesn't really apply to blowjobs.

Sekian, harap maklum.

Also, Happy Chinese New Year, you bastards.

c'est amour

My girlfriend is bouncing around the room in a pair of horrible red boxers with some kind of animal printed on them. Also, a halter top in some alien shade of green. She seems utterly pleased with herself.

I do believe I'm in love all over again.

Now I will play a violent game which involves shooting people in the face repeatedly to make them die screaming.

Help!

will give sexual favours for internet access.

Help a brother out, why don't you?