oh.my.god.like, totally.

Shows my girlfriend have gotten me addicted to since we started living together:

Survivor
One Tree Hill
Random Chinese 6 pm soap
American Idol

Shows I have gotten her addicted to since we started living together:

Scrubs

My macsulinity, it hangs on like a limpet to the rocks in a raging storm, slowly losing its grip. Screaming out its futile words of defiance, lost in the cacophany of sound.

Plus, I really like One Tree Hill now. Damn damn damn bloody damn damn.

PS: does anyone know what a limpet looks like and if it actually clings to rocks?