Dear Ladies, part cinq
Your vagina is not a Doraemon-style magical pocket. You are NOT supposed to keep things in it.
You're not supposed to use it as a mini handbag.
Do NOT attempt to stuff it with compacts, mobile phones, lipstick or whatever.
However good an idea it might seem to be at the time, you WILL regret it later when you have to waddle over to the emergency room to have the doctor poke around in there with his tongue depressor, looking for your (by then) smegma encrusted items.
Remember, the vagina is a place for you to have babies and sex. It is NOT a place for you to keep things in. Or something you can do party tricks with.
Love, hugs and kisses,
Fishballs
P.S: Despite how it looks in diagrams, the vagina is NOT THAT SPACIOUS.
P.P.S: This is dedicated to one lady in particular. She knows who she is.
You're not supposed to use it as a mini handbag.
Do NOT attempt to stuff it with compacts, mobile phones, lipstick or whatever.
However good an idea it might seem to be at the time, you WILL regret it later when you have to waddle over to the emergency room to have the doctor poke around in there with his tongue depressor, looking for your (by then) smegma encrusted items.
Remember, the vagina is a place for you to have babies and sex. It is NOT a place for you to keep things in. Or something you can do party tricks with.
Love, hugs and kisses,
Fishballs
P.S: Despite how it looks in diagrams, the vagina is NOT THAT SPACIOUS.
P.P.S: This is dedicated to one lady in particular. She knows who she is.
posted by FishBalls at 3:35 AM
2 Comments:
ee. perasannya tania.
so not talking abt u.. unless of course u do have a magic pocket and u keep things there?
>.<
tht's not right.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
god only knows what inspired this post...
keep up the funny business!
Post a Comment
<< Home