This is a public service announcement:

Stop being a cuntface.

No, seriously, stop.

Nobody likes it and it's not impressing anyone.

You look like you think you're clever. But then, you'd be the only one. Did you know, your mother probably has vaginal cramps everytime you say something to cement your cuntfacial nature?

And everytime your father looks at you, he has to resist the urge to have at his groin with something sharp and metal.

Jesus probably kills something small and fluffy everytime you breathe.

So think of the small and fluffy ones, and stop being a cuntface. It's too late to save your parents as it is.

This public service announcement was brought to you by the Ministry of Also Applies to Assholes and Metrosexuals.