oooh.

Everytime some guy proclaims himself a metrosexual to his friends, Jesus kills a bunny rabbit. Not just any bunny rabbit, one of those cute ones about the size of the palm of your hand and one floppy ear.

I am up to here with self-proclaimed metrosexuals. Get over youselves, you fucking cunt-rags, life is more interesting than spending the afternoon plucking out your ass-hairs one by one.

And ladies, I'm beginning to suspect that you're more intelligent than the men, so stop encouraging them.