quote of the day

hahaha!

In a discussion about prostate flexing to increase power and control of the male orgasm, my female flatmate asked "So how do you flex your prostate?"

I go into a detailed explanation while in the background, the third member of the party is asking "What is a prostate?" He's a guy.

Anyhoo, he gets really agitated when we ignore him and yells the immortal words:

"TELL ME WHAT A PROSTATE IS AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FLEX IT!"

You can't make this shit up, I swear.

This is going on a t-shirt.