this is a public service announcement

To all straight males:

Blowjobs are not as fun for your lady companions as they are for you.

So why not return the favour once in a while?

Or stop insisting on them all the time.

Because this would save a lot of gagging and retching from those of us doomed to the steppes of platonic friendship with the obliging ladies.

We do not need to know about the details of how you like your balls nibbled.

This public service announcement was brought to you by the Ministry of God Damn, Woman, I Did NOT Need To Know That.