yay!
So, like, I 'm in Kuching and shit.
Which is fun, because the lady who calls me her darling is here.
Now, I adore her, make no mistake about that.
But today, I might have very well fractured my ring finger courtesy of the car door when I went to meet her for lunch. Now, upon informing her of this faux pas, the lady who calls me her darling proceeds to not only NOT give sympathy and lovin' as required by the Relationship Clause, subsection 42.5b which clearly states that, well, I'm owed some pampering, she decides to laugh at me in my suffering and pain.
Which is fine, because she makes up for it with kisses and stuff.
But then, I go home and tell my mother about it. The woman who gave birth to me, she decides to laugh at me too.
Sometimes a man just can't get no love, I tells ya.
Which is fun, because the lady who calls me her darling is here.
Now, I adore her, make no mistake about that.
But today, I might have very well fractured my ring finger courtesy of the car door when I went to meet her for lunch. Now, upon informing her of this faux pas, the lady who calls me her darling proceeds to not only NOT give sympathy and lovin' as required by the Relationship Clause, subsection 42.5b which clearly states that, well, I'm owed some pampering, she decides to laugh at me in my suffering and pain.
Which is fine, because she makes up for it with kisses and stuff.
But then, I go home and tell my mother about it. The woman who gave birth to me, she decides to laugh at me too.
Sometimes a man just can't get no love, I tells ya.
posted by FishBalls at 5:48 PM
7 Comments:
Question to ponder:
If a man's left ring finger is amputated, and he wants to get married...which finger does he put the ring on?
Mind you, left hand - male, right hand - female.
tee hee hee. Who says it has to be on a finger? :P
you're getting some, don't complain.
good lord
Derk... trust YOU!!! I laugh at you too :P HAHAHAHAHA
lainie: hahaha! True that. On the other hand, with an injured finger, I can't really get much loving on without being extremely careful.
penguin: Yes? What can I do for you?
sexbomb: OMG YOU POSTED A COMMENT!!!!!! and you suck for laughing at me and not coming home earlier. Hurry up :)
this SO deserved a comment dude.... hehehe. i got my tickets yesterday, i be there in 2 weeks :D
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