tee hee hee
I got groceries.
Bwahahaha! The world can no longer hurt me because of my groceries, for they are the groceries of invincibility! (+2 to all resistances).
Damnit, my geek is showing,
I need to get a fucking life.
I love you all, taxi people. Sniff. You make me cry with mirth and glee when you pull stupid shit like try to charge me $15 for a 5 minute taxi ride. Yes, I'm from Sarawak. And yes, I probably DID ride a crocodile to school back home. But then, that doesn't mean that you can charge me $15 for a taxi ride. You cockmongering cuntmothers ("cuntmother" used here courtesy of Miss Lainie).
Actually, I'd pay $15 to ride a crocodile to school. And maybe I could superglue that Mercedes Benz thingy on its nose and shit. Then it would be, like, totally bling and it'll be, like, all cool and shit.
Bwahahaha! The world can no longer hurt me because of my groceries, for they are the groceries of invincibility! (+2 to all resistances).
Damnit, my geek is showing,
I need to get a fucking life.
I love you all, taxi people. Sniff. You make me cry with mirth and glee when you pull stupid shit like try to charge me $15 for a 5 minute taxi ride. Yes, I'm from Sarawak. And yes, I probably DID ride a crocodile to school back home. But then, that doesn't mean that you can charge me $15 for a taxi ride. You cockmongering cuntmothers ("cuntmother" used here courtesy of Miss Lainie).
Actually, I'd pay $15 to ride a crocodile to school. And maybe I could superglue that Mercedes Benz thingy on its nose and shit. Then it would be, like, totally bling and it'll be, like, all cool and shit.
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