booty call

My dad gets up pretty early in the morning to get to work. While everyone else is asleep, in fact.

He calls my mom throughout the day because they are, like, so totally hot for each other and stuff.

So, today he calls my mom while she's driving in the car to say something. She starts to laugh her ass off all the way to breakfast.

This is what he had to say:

"God damnit, tell him to put on his damned pants when he's sleeping. Nobody wants to see that."