i have been touched by celebrity
Two famous bloggers have read my blog.
The gentle, warming touch of celebrity has sent me running about the house, squealing like an orgasming pig (who, from what I read, can orgasm for 30 minutes. Pigs, I meant, not celebrities. Mmm...orgasm.)
Miss Lainie and Miss Vanessa,
You will make me very happy in my pants if you would do me the honour of allowing me to link you in my "shit i read" column.
shits and giggles,
Fishballs
Also, to the misbegotten wretch (see: bastard) who blocked my car yesterday, I hope you catch a withering, but non-lethal, venereal disease. One that involves some sort of crusty build up and warts. ON YOUR CROTCH. Open sores are also a favourite. With lots of pus. You whorebag.
The gentle, warming touch of celebrity has sent me running about the house, squealing like an orgasming pig (who, from what I read, can orgasm for 30 minutes. Pigs, I meant, not celebrities. Mmm...orgasm.)
Miss Lainie and Miss Vanessa,
You will make me very happy in my pants if you would do me the honour of allowing me to link you in my "shit i read" column.
shits and giggles,
Fishballs
Also, to the misbegotten wretch (see: bastard) who blocked my car yesterday, I hope you catch a withering, but non-lethal, venereal disease. One that involves some sort of crusty build up and warts. ON YOUR CROTCH. Open sores are also a favourite. With lots of pus. You whorebag.
posted by FishBalls at 8:32 AM
6 Comments:
haha. chillaxx man, lainie and me arent celebrities!! but yeah. i've linked you. you crack me up. so it's all good. ;)
Don't you go all big headed on me now or I'll spank you with my stuffed Hello Kitty.
doesn't matter that I don't have one.
hahahaha...You crack us up something crazy man
Thank you!
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