Dear Ladies, part trois
Most of you are smarter than you give yourselves credit for. So you probably know this already.
It's probably a good rule of thumb that the emotional depth of a prospective beau is directly proportional to the amount of time that passes between your first meeting and his hands trying to tweak your nipples.
If a man tries to grope you within the first 20 minutes of meeting you, HE MIGHT NOT BE THE ONE (Unless you want him to. In which case, I'm sure he's got a lovely personality to go along with the roving hands).
Telling him to stop it because "it's distracting" would probably not have the effect that you want.
Might I recommend a two-by-four to the balls or, if Madam prefers a more modern approach, a stun gun up the arse. Kitchen knives with suggestive slashing movements are also very popular this time of year. Of course, if Madam is a traditionalist, there is always the option of pepper spray, also known as capsicum spray in Australia. Hohoho, silly Australians and their funny English.
Love, hugs and kisses,
Fishballs
PS: I think the halter tops and summer dresses look lovely this season.
It's probably a good rule of thumb that the emotional depth of a prospective beau is directly proportional to the amount of time that passes between your first meeting and his hands trying to tweak your nipples.
If a man tries to grope you within the first 20 minutes of meeting you, HE MIGHT NOT BE THE ONE (Unless you want him to. In which case, I'm sure he's got a lovely personality to go along with the roving hands).
Telling him to stop it because "it's distracting" would probably not have the effect that you want.
Might I recommend a two-by-four to the balls or, if Madam prefers a more modern approach, a stun gun up the arse. Kitchen knives with suggestive slashing movements are also very popular this time of year. Of course, if Madam is a traditionalist, there is always the option of pepper spray, also known as capsicum spray in Australia. Hohoho, silly Australians and their funny English.
Love, hugs and kisses,
Fishballs
PS: I think the halter tops and summer dresses look lovely this season.
posted by FishBalls at 9:20 PM
3 Comments:
Grope you within the first 20 minutes? Gotta wonder how many guys are sleazy enough to do that.
Speaking of which, how is a man gonna know when is the ripe time to pluck your papayas?
On a different note. A kuching blogger! woot!
D, very nice post to make a point. However, I doubt the women that its targeted for will have the mental capacity to absorb all that. (If they think a man who's groping her titties within 30 secs of meeting is the ONE...retarded just doesn't cut it)
Tralala
Has my neurotic penguin been sexified yet?
hehe
these innuendos are killing me. But that's what you get at this hour. :D
kennysia: Whoa. You're totally that dude who writes those things in that place.
Illicitus: your neurotic penguin is still in the process of being coloured because i am a dumbass who took his medication too damned early
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