Wednesday, July 20, 2005

woodchucks in the yard! save grandma!

It amazes me how some people can remain at the epicentre of a swirling firestorm of drama of others without being consumed in the muttonheaded supidity of it all. And you know what? They still have the capacity to care. Amazing.

I wasn't able to do it.

I have just heard the saddest damned song ever.

Insomnia is a whore with a floppy vagina. Watch how she wails away as she grinds herself all over you, ignoring the horrified look of disgust on your face.

I got a new toothbrush. Woohoo!

4 Comments:

Blogger lainieyeoh said...

something about reading bout flappy vaginas then a toothbrush that just...doesn't.....GYARH GET THAT IMAGE OUTTA MY HEAD

1:42 AM  
Blogger FishBalls said...

Ohhhhh. That's so not right.

I wouldn't be able to look my toothbrush in the face now.

3:06 AM  
Blogger Keem said...

after i got home i played tht song like a gazillion times

*tears running down both cheeks*

no kidding.

emo ppl are cool hey. =)

9:39 AM  
Blogger Illicitus said...

Flappy vaginas of pornstar porportions.

Having a toothbrush up the twat may be a fetish for some. Better there than up the arse don't you think?

Ew ew ew

2:08 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home