brrr

I just watched that show on MTV (I shouldn't, I know) where they have these people who want to look like celebrities and apparently MTV bankrolls some cosmetic surgery for them. Then it hit me: MTV IS PAYING MONEY SO THAT SOME PEOPLE CAN LOOK LIKE SOME OTHER (famous) PEOPLE!

I mean, how would you feel if somebody on cable television said that they wanted to OWN YOUR FUCKING FACE!

Fuck. I am going to take a shower and see if I can wash this freaky feeling off.